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     Hi, my name is Kaden, I'm four years old, and I'm here to tell you, life is pre-t-ty darn sweet! Like, there's these two people who live at my place with me, I have little pet names for them, Mommy & Daddy, and these guys do like EVERYTHING for me. Need a little bowl of Cheerios to pick me up in the morning - BAM!, bowl of the goodness right to my table, O's still crispy, milk, perfect temperature! Need a fresh ensemble put together to impress the young ladies down at the playground- PA-POW! one of my assistants already has some choices laid out for me just waiting on my approval! I get tired, don't feel like walking anymore, I GET CARRIED BABY! Parents, what an awesome concept. Big Up to God, you do great work!

    So, I'm sitting around at home the other day watching a SpongeBob re-run, Mommy's out, Daddy's doing something on the computer. Apparently, Mr. Krabb's had sold SpongeBob's soul for pennies, yadda, yadda, he's a selfish shellfish (say that 3 times), but then it dawned on me. How is my carefree Kaden lifestyle possible? Money, right? I know, I have some chocolate gold coins stashed away for rainy day, but other than that, I never paid for anything in my life, so where does cash come from, and who pays and who gets paid? Whoa, this is heavy! I mean, if I don't know how it all works, then how will I be able to maintain my baby-sexy if something goes wrong? In the immortal words of Ming-Ming of the Wonderpets, "This-is-Serious!"

    Daddy's sitting at the computer, so I wiggle on over. I figure this should be cake, I'm really good at getting what I want. Daddy's even called me the "Worlds Best Negotiator" on occasion. What can I say, if you got it, you got it.

    "Daddy, gimme some money." 

He looks at me sideways, with that half-grin he gets. 

    "Why?"

    "Because I want some..." I mean, who does he think runs things around here anyway? 

    "So do I," he says, "get a job!" 

    WHAT!?! A Job? Dirty hands? Sweaty and stinky? You run this by Mommy yet? I think not, good sir! 

    As I stand there, brick wall before me, I suddenly get an idea. The computer! I step foward and lean onto him, oozing charm and innocense...

    "Daaaadeeeee, I want sooome...." Cue the big brown eyes!
He's crumbling, so this is how you get money, pretty easy-

    "Tell you what, I have an idea. You can work with me."

What is that nonsense? Gotta turn this up a notch.

    "Nooooo, I don't wanna work, I want youuuu..."

    He catches me offguard, grabbing and smothering me with hugs and kisses. This man has managed to both immobilize me and neutralize my attack. Well played sir, well played... 

    "I have a plan, and we're gonna have fun, aaaaand you will have a really-real job, and make some money, although it's going in your college fund."

    More nonsense, job, college, whatever. I see an opening - his lap-top computer! I smash on random keys, hoping to distract this babbling madman long enough to escape his clutches so that I may retire to my chambers with some chocolate chip cookies. I've had enough of this "work" business, thank you very much! 

    "Wait, Kaden, look what you did."

Why so you can grab me again? No way baby, I'm out!

    "No look, you already started working."

    What? Curious, I stopped and turned to look. He brought the lap-top closer to me so that I could see the screen. I see... gibberish. I may be only four, but I can read a little, and that sir, is not language.

    "Of course, I'll have to edit this verson, but it'll be okay. Anyway, writing's not your strong suit. I'm thinking you're going to be more like an idea man, a spokesmodel, the personality, voice, spirit of what we want to do. My little muse. And we'll be partners. More time together, so, more fun!"

I was intrigued. 

    "And... more chocolate?"

    "Maybe..." he said with a smile as he drew me in...

    Daddy began to fill me in on the gameplan. Needless to say, I was impressed with his business model (I heard that phrase somewhere, is that like a swimsuit model? I hope so.) Now I knew that Daddy's done a lot of cool things in his life, he's made films, fought fires, internet stuff, and this had to do with one of the many things he does, buying investment real estate. The way he explained it to me, real estate is like my room, only with a lot more space, people, and dirt involved. And that's where money comes from. Hey, I am only four. Can't wait for that birds and the bees talk.

    He also warned me that because of my charm and good looks that I might become an "internet sensation" whatever that is, but if that happens that we're going to draw the line at doing any reality dating series. Dang, that sounded like it would be fun too. As part of our deal, other than the educational fund, my compensation will be a steady supply of chocolate coins, a green machine (cause green is my favorite color, and because I think Daddy really wants one too), and plenty of Daddy Love (which is worth way more than all that other stuff anyway).

So, here we go, stay tuned....

Check out this video where Kaden shows us who's boss!

MY DADDY BUYS HOUSES IN ANY SHAPE OR CONDITION, PAYS CASH AND CLOSES QUICKLY!!!!

Yeah, I know you've heard it alllll before, but he really does! One time, he closed on a deal in three days, which I hear is pretty fast. And since I, a cuddly, handsome little boy of four  said so, then it must be true, right? Right. Anyway, these next words are not mine, Daddy takes care of this part. Now, I'm going on a snack break, but I'll be riiiiight back ;-)

Daddy here. If you need to sell your house quickly, you are at the right web site. I'm a real estate investor and I buy real estate like yours. I can also buy in any of the following situations:

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• If your property has more debt then what it can sell for, minus the agents commission. NO EQUITY - NO PROBLEM! Are you behind on your payments and getting harassing phone calls? Ignoring it won't stop them, only you can.

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